This “Game of Thrones” rap battle is freakin’ perfect.
We Apologize for the Inconvenience And who are you, the proud lord said, /
that I must bow so low? /
Only a cat of a different coat, /
that's all the truth I know. /
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, /
a lion still has claws, /
And mine are long and sharp, my lord, /
as long and sharp as yours. /
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, /
that lord of Castamere, /
But now the rains weep o'er his hall, /
with no one there to hear. /
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, /
and not a soul to hear.
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask
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I SERIOUSLY thought there was some huge domestic abuse fight going on with my neighbors, with screaming and moaning and stuff. Then I started hearing HALLELUJAH and realized it was the church up stairs. Jesus. ……literally.1 note
I want a drive-in movie funday.3 notes
torchyvalentine asked: What would you say to Sir Ian Mckellen taking the reigns as the 12th Doctor? For that matter, who do you think would be a good actor for the character?
I think that if you’d asked me who should be the 11th Doctor 5 years ago I wouldn’t have listed Matt…
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Ok, first I’m going to preface this with my assumptions:
I’m going to assume that John Hurt is either a very old 8 or the true 9th that they don’t count in the Doctor numbering because he did something so against who they feel they are that the Doctors disowned him.
I’m going to assume that the rumour/news that Matt had signed on to be in who in 2014 came from somewhere BBC way but wasn’t meant to come out and misunderstood
A self encapsulated story where 10 & 11 try and stop Hurt doing bad things. They either realise straight away or later (not important when) that he is a part of them and while they succeed in stopping him SOMETHING is done to 11 by Hurt that effects him. You see hints of the dark side of the Doctor come out, the more manipulative shrewd, controlling parts. Still slightly subtle at this point but you know that SOMETHING is happening and that it’s not good.
The Christmas Special:
The Doctor is losing control of himself. Whatever was triggered in the 50th is slowly taking over him. He has Clara more or less guarding him, making sure he doesn’t do anything bad until he can figure a way to rid himself of the darker personality. From time to time it fully takes over, it’s getting more and more difficult. They then find some sort of device, a PlotDeviceTM if you will. This can be whatever the writers want, a chanting collection of uber-nuns, a genetic altering supercomputer made by apple in the year 3298, whatever. The important thing is that it is to be used to split the dark personality from the Doctor so he can regain himself.
Frantic things happen to get the Doctor into THE DEVICETM a couple of times the darker side takes over and it looks like he is trying to flee. Each time he is put back and finally the device starts, the dark side of the Doctor is pulled away from him. We get some awesome dark glowy cgi to represent the evil personality as it hovers away from the Doctor, we think we’ve won. Then something happens. Something (an automated defence system, a bribed guard, whatever) comes out and kills the Doctor while he is still in the machine’s effect.
Regeneration begins, we see the usual energy flowing out from the Doctor’s limbs and head, he’s changing into the 12th (or 13th depending on how the 50th screws up numbering). There’s just one difference. Instead of dissipating as normal there is a place for the excess regeneration energy to go, there is a Timelord soul hovering above us. The golden energy mixes with the CGI representation of the darker side of the Doctor, it starts to grow and take the shape of a humanoid.
The room starts to go into meltdown as things go pop around the new & still unconscious Doctor as things tend to do in New Who when there’s a regeneration. There is some sort of announcement that life support is about to give up or something. We see the new Doctor still motionless in the background as a shadowy figure exits, leaving him for dead. We cut close to the face of the newly created being. The look is smug, evil and determined, the shot pulls away as we see him in new clothes from “plot convenient location”, something all in black, it’s Matt Smith but not the fun and jovial Matt Smith we’ve seen before, he’s serious and a little scary.
We’ve just witnessed the birth of the Valeyard.
Edit: of course the new Doctor will be rescued by Clara after MattValeyard has left, I’m assuming that is a given.1 note
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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